did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
thank you for your contribution
Last haircut before I leave! Thanks for the barbershop level haircuts you’ve been giving me for the past 2 and half years bro @jelloninja !
Best thing about going to a fair, amusement park, or movie theatre. Dippin Freaking Dots. #DippinDots 👌😋
First kiss with the bae today at the fair. 😚🍫 #DeepFriedSnicker 💙 #AngeloOverPrestige (at Sacramento County Fair @ Cal Expo)
Movie night! Guess who’s the only one at the midnight premier of sextape? 😂👌 #1DateMovieButIAintGotADate #sextape #awkward #movie This movie is hilarious! #postingwhilewatching (at Century Stadium 14)
Night time adventures that involve me driving somewhere, parking, and laying on the hood of my car. 👌🌙⭐️ #DowntownChilling #Sacramento (at Old Sacramento Bridge)
My favorite flavors at my favorite ice cream place! 💙❤️🍦🍨😋 First person to answer correctly the place and flavors will be taken and treated to ice cream there. #CHALLENGE #IceCream